REVIEW: 'SOMA'

It's October soon, which means it's time for the annual deluge of horror-related stuff. Whilst here in the UK we tend to quickly skim through Halloween because the last few months of the year must be dedicated to our saviour: Santa Claus, we have the global entiry of Steam to ensure that Halloween thrives across the world within it.

REVIEW: 'Close Your Eyes'

It's that time again: the time when a combination of slack release schedules and a busy week means I have to quickly review a free indie game over the weekend just to keep things going.

REVIEW: 'Civilization V: The Complete Edition'

I'm all for the whole 'Death of the Author' thing, which is why I refuse to call this 'Sid Meier's Civilization V'. Already I have to spell 'civilisation' the wrong way; stop making me bend over for you Mr Meier! I know you made Pirates! and this series, but you also made Beyond Earth, which sucked. I'll be the judge of whether you're a holy gaming messiah or not. That is my job, after all...

REVIEW: 'Mad Max'

This always happens. There's a long awaited, long hyped game released that I don't really care about - so instead I check out the quiet, more interesting release. This time it's Metal Gear Solid V that I have no interest in reviewing, so instead I'm going for the lesser hyped and seemingly more interesting game: Mad Max. 

REVIEW: 'Call Of Duty: Black Ops III BETA'

I'm about to do something I'd promised I would never do: I'm going to review a Call Of Duty game. Yes, the summer drought has gotten so bad that when Activision suddenly announced that the beta of Blacks Ops III is now free on Steam I had no choice but to wait the four sodding hours it took to download (which is longer than the average Call Of Duty story mode) and bash out this review in the space of a few hours. You're welcome.

REVIEW: 'Volume'

Is it fair to review a game I admittedly haven't played all the way through? Well, I suppose I can explain precisely why I didn't play this for long.

REVIEW: 'Team Fortress 2'

Why am I reviewing one of the most popular free to play games ever made? The biggest online shooter out there? Because, after spending a whole day getting it ready, my computer decided to celebrate the arrival of Windows 10 by getting drunk and corrupting it's liver (system file). The only to solve this is to have a liver transplant (reset my PC to factory settings and install Windows 10 all over again) whilst also coping with amnesia (my computer losing all it's data in the process).